Every point is precious

Every point is precious

Every datum true

We make observations

And send them home to you

I measure albedo

Sunlight up and down

I catch every photon

Before they hit the ground

Dancing little snowflakes

Falling from the sky

In the name of science

Yellow you must die

Every point is precious

Every datum true

We make observations

And send them home to you

I measure the meltponds

as they grow so deep

If they don't freeze over

soon we all shall weep

Each stake's truly revered

The pious gauges loved

We tend to the sacred

Ground in which they're shoved

Every point is precious

Folks, we lose a few

We need help with data

Can we count on you

Icy pokie

You put the eveballs up

You put the eyeballs down

you put the eyeballs in

And you keep them off the ground

You do the icy pokie and you write the data down

That's what is all about

You plug the wires in

You put the pole down

you crank the generator up

and it shocks you all around

You do the icy pokie and you write the data down

That's what is all about

You gas the jiffy up

You put the finnbore down

You turn the motor on

And it sucks you through the ground

You do the icy pokie and you write the data down

That's what is all about

You put the lifevest on

You take the gangway down

You load your rifle up

And fire off a round

You do the icy pokie and you write the data down

Timonerie, nous allons